
The Illy-ad by Homer (winner of this year’s Judge’s Prize)
Submitted by Tristan Hambleton

Vanity Pear by William Makepeace Thackery
Submitted by Tristan Hambleton

20,000 Leeks Under the Sea by Jules Verne
Submitted Giulia Lindsay and Sam Hance

Porkrait of the Artist as a Young Ham by Jamon Joyce
Submitted Giulia Lindsay and Sam Hance

The Lunch Snack of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo
Submitted by Tristan Hambleton

Bonjour Tristesse by Françoise Sagan
Submitted by Georgia de Castro Keeling

Cream and Punish Mint by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Submitted by Giulia Lindsay and Sam Hance

Crime and Nurishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Submitted by Grace and Joab

The Sorrows of Young Wurstel by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Submitted by Orsola de Castro

Chow Mein Kamf by Adolf Hitler (winner of this year’s People’s Prize)
Submitted by Morbid Cooks

The End of the Eclair by Graham Greene
Submitted by Kat Tomashchuk

The Quaves by Virginia Woolf
Submitted by Anna McDowell

The Lion, the Twix and the Wardrobe by C.S Lewis
Submitted by Giulia Lindsay

The Tart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad

Houmous Sapiens by Yuval Noah Harari
Submitted by Ella and Sam

Pitta Pan by J.M Barrie
Submitted by Khairun

The Salamic Verses by Salman Rushdie
Submitted by Giulia Lindsay and Sam Hance

One Flew Over a Cous Cous Nest by Ken Kesey (winner of Best Execution)
Submitted by Filippo Ricci

Ginfinite Zest by David Foster Wallace
Submitted by Kat Tomaschuk

A Handmaid’s Kale by Margaret Atwood
Submitted by Ella and Sam

On Her Majesty’s Dinner Service by Ian Fleming
Submitted by Mr Honey Penny